1. Her legs go on forever and I don’t even hate her.
2. She’s smart as in Morgan Stanley worthy; why not try Harvard?
3. She’s ambitious. Private plane really is the best way to travel.
4. She’s independent. Can travel solo.
5. She’s fearless. Sitting on a barstool expecting an adventure any minute.
6. She’s got a sexy voice. An effortless tool of seduction.
7. She’s got a sexy accent….more seduction.
8. She’s centered. Even on the dance floor.
9. She’s my friend. For who else would I splurge on a taxi from UWS to a warehouse party in Gowanus?
10. She’s in love with her life. May you be so forever.